YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
this conversation changed me
i’ve had this conversation, only that we used animals ONLY. It was so fun, and i won the same way this person did💃
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep
Sometimes it feels like the bleeding affect from assassin’s creed. The other day I saw a forked tree and my first instinct was to climb it, jump to a nearby building and air assassinate someone.
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful
in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO
the world is a beautiful place after all